I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
Randomize
