Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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