I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
Randomize
