Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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