Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
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