ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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