let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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