it hurts more in the daytime
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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