Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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