Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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