let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
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