yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
I supernannyed him into submission
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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