My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
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