he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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