I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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