OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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