Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
That was before I lit my hair on fire
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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