I want to stick my p in your. b.
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
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