i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
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The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
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Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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