Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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