Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
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