We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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