For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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