Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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