You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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