so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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