8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
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