we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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