i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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