Porn is love you can see.
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
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