My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I wish they made helmets for livers.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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