NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
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