Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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