Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
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