Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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