Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
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