You're so nebulous sometimes
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
its liver damage thursday
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