"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
North Korea, Best Korea!
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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