Dual....:-)
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
Randomize
