dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
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