Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
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you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Man, jail baloney is awful.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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