Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
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