I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
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