Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
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