ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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