two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
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