Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
Randomize
