I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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