I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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