ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
You ruined the universe
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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