So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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