You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
Randomize
