we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
After last night, I think I need a service animal to monitor the life choices I make when I'm inebriated. A monkey, or a clever dog. Or a really assertive parrot.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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