My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
sex in a hospital.. check
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
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