Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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