Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
You smell like a Billy Joel song
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
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