Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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