Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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